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What do I have to do get a little privacy? OLD WOMAN: Well, I've got a talking donkey. The bishop gasps, shuts his book, and quietly slinks off. SHREK: Oh! Now--. Shrek throws a sunflower into the fireplace. After breaking out of the forest, the group arrives onto a small rise where an old, ruined windmill stands. They dodge a blast of fire from Dragon. My swamp! Now it's my turn! That was amazing! (chuckling) That'sis that blood? Donkey gasps and makes eye contact with Shrek. I said I like it FIONA: Good morning. Besides, even if I did tell her that, well, you know-- and I'm not sayin' I do, 'cause I don't -- she's a princess, and I'm Shrek tosses the spit aside and trudges away. Where did you learn that? Shrek manages to grab Donkey out of the way just as the dragon breathes another fireball. Guards! I will make this Princess Fiona my queen, and Duloc will finally have the perfect king! DONKEY: Princess? You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. This way! Farquaad points at Shrek. (He bumps into a table, noticing mugs of beer). Shrek lets out a loud belch. Is that about right? Donkey turns his head back to raise his eyebrow, and then looks away again. Blue flower, red thorns. Shrek tries to press on while Donkey tries to make his way back under Shrek. I'll whip their butt too. As they reach the middle of the bridge the fire burns the bridge and it snaps in half. Princess, where are you? And I'm not goin' out there by myself. (pushes the coffin away). He hears a huge ripping sound and looks over at Fiona, who has torn the bark off of a tree with her bare hands. The crowd cheers and applauds. I'm still afraid of the dark. Fiona looks at him blankly, confused but not frightened. By myself, outside. No! Shrek jumps off the balcony, grabbing a chain connected to the chandelier. MIRROR: Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the land of fancy. That's what all the other knights did! No one must ever know. Take love's true form.". No! Well, ok, I ain't gonna lie. The Captain tucks tail and runs off. I live alone! The book opens and a voice begins reading its text: SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. DONKEY: Okay, so here's another question. Oh. Farquaad motions to the guards, who aim their crossbows at Shrek and Donkey. DONKEY: Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet. I'll find those stairs. SHREK: They'll shave your liver. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. Shrek runs for the cathedral doors but Donkey hurries to get in his way. SHREK: Well, there's, um, Gabbythe Smalland Annoying. You and what army? Oh! Perched on a rock pinnacle, it was surrounded by a terrifying lake of molten lava. That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. She begins backing up toward the windmill. Time out, Shrek! Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. Shrek the Third is an action-adventure video game based on the 2007 DreamWorks Animation animated film of the same name, developed by 7 Studios, Gameloft, Amaze Entertainment and Vicarious Visions. DONKEY: Can I say something to you? Get him! You're comin' with me. Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure. DONKEY: Oh, this is another one of those onion things, isn't it? They arrive at the outskirts of a giant volcano and begin to make their way up. An image of Cinderella doing housework flips to a portrait of Cinderella in her ball gown putting on the glass slipper. This is all my fault. You know you are quite a decorator. He's really quite a chatterbox. FIONA: It's a spell. He, he doesn't look so good. Yes, that's it. Ah! I'm all alonethere's no one here beside me Shrek is getting ready for dinner. FIONA: You just tell her she's not your true love. Ogres are not like cakes. Farquaad seems confused but watches on silently. -Oh! DONKEY: What's the matter with you? (bites into Shrek's ear), GORDER: Blah! I will always be here to make sure nobody bothers you! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? She smiles and then continues walking, singing softly. DONKEY: Let me get this straight. I really don't think this is a good idea. They forgive each other! (Thelonius holds up a hand mirror and smashes it with his fist.) DONKEY: There's a line, there's a line you gotta wait for. Shrek is sitting at the dinner table when he hears a sound outside. The princess and the unknown man land on a limb high above in the trees It is none other than Monsieur Hood, also known as Robin Hood. FARQUAAD: An ogre and a princess! dropping the poster to the ground. Where are the others?! Don't look down. (They come over a hill overlooking Shrek's home.) Baixe o arquivo ScriptShrek.js , ou copie oque est dentro do ScriptShrek.js. Geppetto takes the money and walks off. FARQUAAD: Indeed. Please! MIRROR: What I mean is you're not a king yet. Dragon gently caresses Donkey with a single claw. Fiona hands it to Shrek and he grabs onto her hand. GUARD: (Taking the witch's broom) Give me that! VILLAGER 3: Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread. Fiona wakes up and looks at him lying on the floor unconscious. You were meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying. DONKEY: Hey, Shrek, what we gonna do when we get our swamp anyway? (he runs inside the hut). DONKEY: So, uh, are there any donkeys up there? Do you know what that thing can do to you? DONKEY: --a girl dragon! -Twenty pieces. Princess Fiona? The dragon is just about to eat Donkey when Shrek grabs ahold of its tail. Help! 26m. I ask your hand in marriage. Fiona screams as Shrek suddenly smashes the door down with his shoulder, still holding onto her arm. SHREK: Yeah, my swamp! FARQUAAD: Ugh! Shrek and Fiona cross the bridge connecting the tallest tower to the rest of the castle. Bouncy gameshow music begins to play. SHREK: Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Fiona looks guilty, but she eyes the eggs that the bird left behind. Thelonius takes one of the cards and writes 'Awwww' on the back and shows it to the congregation. Shrek and Fiona are both startled out of their moment. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Shrek grabs a sword lodged in the floor and sticks it through a link in the chain and deep into the floor. I didn't invite them. Mirror, mirror on the wall, is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all? You're, uhuhehdifferent. FIONA: I was placed in a tower to await the day my true love would rescue me. DONKEY: Cool. Fiona and Farquaad are standing at the altar as the priest conducts the ceremony. FIONA: The battle is won. DONKEY: Maybe it's a perk! I'm a terrifying ogre! I helped rescue the princess. Can you forgive me? Lord Farquaad? What are youno! Waiting in line is Donkey on a leash and his owner. DONKEY: Yes. As he walks off biting it, she licks her fingers. That's it right there. MIRROR: But don't let that cool you off. Fiona sits down determinedly on a nearby rock. DONKEY: Man, isn't this romantic? Nobody else! Elsewhere, Shrek spots a light in the window of a tower. DONKEY: Do you have a tissue or something? Blue flower, red thorns. The mirror shows an image of a giant dragon besides a tower and then of a giant castle surrounded by lava. I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me, so I guess outside is best, you know. Fiona leans over a barrel filled with water, looking at her reflection. I sure as heck ain't no coward. They are chased by Dragon through a large hall, her chain looping itself around multiple stone pillars as Shrek zigzags around them. I am eternally in your debt. Shrek catches up with Donkey and Fiona, who are waiting near the exit. -Next! The arrow flies past her and towards Donkey, who jumps into Shrek's arms to get out of the way. FIONA: Well(laughs) when one lives alone, uh, one has to learn these things in case there's athere's an arrow in your butt! Can't you see I'm a little busy here? FARQUAAD: Oh, anxious, are we? She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. DONKEY: Shrek! FIONA: Stop it. Just as Shrek nears the door to his home, Donkey jumps in front of him. FIONA: Put me down, or you will suffer the consequences! Fiona goes inside the windmill, gives Shrek a look, and closes the door. The Big Bad Wolf is laying in the bed. (walks off). DONKEY: You know, when we're through rescuing the princess and all that stuff. SHREK: Ah, right on time. SHREK: Let's just say I'm not your type, okay? Shrek stops laughing. SHREK: Oh! Take love's true form. Oh, good Lord. ), FARQUAAD: I've tried to be fair to you creatures. Dragon swoops down and swallows him up in one gulp. FARQUAAD: Oh, that is so sweet. VOICE: "Until you find true love's first kiss and then take love's true form. Shrek heaves a deep sigh. Shrek marches over to the bedroom and throws back the curtain. I'd step all over it. Who's hiding them? Shrek and Donkey step out onto the arena but don't seem to be noticed. Scared Shrekless. DONKEY: What makes you think she'll be there? How about that? You rescued me! DONKEY: Why don't you want to talk about it? You should ask him that when we get there. Look, I'm an animal, and I got instincts. SHREK: Yeah. DONKEY: Oh y'know I'd, I'd really love to stay, but -- (Dragon tugs at Donkey's tail with her mouth). FARQUAAD: Congratulations, ogre. Donkey: Oh, OK. All right, cool. I'm here till Thursday. Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make. DONKEY: (singing) "Then you got to, got to try a little tenderness". FARQUAAD: Excellent! Blue flower, red thorns. Awful stuff. Come on. DONKEY: Okay, okay, I see it now. FARQUAAD: Indeed. The voice laughs. The one who kills the ogre will be named champion! The Gingerbread Man has been mended somewhat and now has one leg and walks with a candy cane cane. Shrek sighs. Suddenly the chandelier jerks Dragon back, the sword having lodged itself into a stone column and getting the chain stuck. Donkey begins to head in a random direction into the forest. Donkey hops up onto one of the larger beer barrels. Yeah. You're just reeking of feminine beauty. This one's full. DONKEY: Look, if you wanted to be alone, all you had to do was ask, okay? FIONA: I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem. I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad. DONKEY: (To his owner) Please, don't turn me in. Shrek takes off his helmet and reveals his ogre self. THE CAPTAIN: That's it. You're She turns to see Shrek slide down the hill and crash into Donkey. But I'll let you do themeasuringwhen you see him tomorrow. All is quiet and Fiona is nowhere to be seen. Butthy deed is great, and thine heart is pure. SHREK: Because--because he's just marrying you so he can be king! DONKEY: Oh you're gonna love it there, Princess. Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. DONKEY: Uh-uh, no way. All I have to do is just find someone who can go MIRROR: But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night. Shouldn't we stop to make camp? #Arts & Entertainment#Movies#shrek the musical Edit 1 view 1 editor edited 1+ month ago Home Tip: Highlight text to annotate itX SEQ. SHREK: Listen, little donkey. As they continue to talk Fiona keeps grabbing after the arrow as Shrek dodges her attempts. Unfortunately there is a crack in the stone and it hits Shrek right in the groin. Now my patience has reached its end! He looks down and picks up a wanted poster dropped by one of the villagers. [Gasps] Guard 2: Move it along. FARQUAAD: I'm not the monster here, you are. Farquaad is atop a high up balcony, flanked by two guards, addressing the crowd. As they walk away from the crowd Shrek grabs the torch from a dwarf cheering them on, who refuses to let go. Shrek lightly tugs at the arrow but stops, wincing in pain. This doesn't seem to deter his interest. MONSIEUR HOOD: But I'm not greedy. SHREK: There it is, princess. It's just a donkey. Let's get married today. T-shirts, posters, stickers, home decor, and more, designed and sold by independent artists around the world. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! FIONA: But this isn't right! She hits higher and higher notes and the bird struggles to keep up with her. SHREK: Oh, no, no, no. Come on, give it up for Snow White! No, no. Fiona screams in terror as Dragon flies over the boiling lava to get them. (Shrek slams the door, shutting Donkey outside) I mean, I do like the outdoors. Donkey is frozen with fear, unable to tell who the figure is. Hey, wait a minute! No! A large amount of guards run in and grab ahold of Shrek and Fiona. What is this? Stop it, both of you. SHREK: I live in a swamp. Three? Another man is shown walking down the hallway towards a set of doors. You're not that ugly. I am Lord Farquaad. I won't tell him. DONKEY: Yeah, right, brimstone. Thelonius stands nearby, golding a pillow on which rests the two wedding rings. Fiona pulls her arm from Shrek's grip. 2. DONKEY: Alright now I know you're making this up. Hmm? Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. Show me the princess. Shrek turns to leave and Fiona quickly sits upright. Up. hey don't do that! In the center of a stadium-like arena, Duloc Knights are gathered as a large crowd of citizens watches on from the stands. The passages are littered with bones, armor, and weapons, presumably belonging to the many unsuccessful knights who tried to rescue the princess. They thought they was all of that. Fiona looks at Donkey and freezes with panic. He hands it back to an appalled Fiona, but before she can react, they are startled by the dragon's roar and she drops it to the floor. Shrek turns around and sees that the Seven Dwarves have put Snow White, sleeping in her glass coffin, on the table. FIONA: And what of my groom-to-be? FIONA: My only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my true love. He clears his throat and the table is lowered. The music winds up and then the box doors open up. Why don't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him? You got something in your eye? He jumps on it just as Dragon tries to bite them and slides down it. No. The dragon chases after Donkey, stomping on the pile of knight remains in its way. This one's full. Donkey looks at Shrek with a new eye. Turn! No! (drinks the mug in one gulp) Come on! If we need you, I'll whistle. Take a look at me. The priest is gonna say, "Speak now or forever hold your peace." There are those who thinklittle of him. Shrek dumps Fiona to the ground unceremoniously and heads to a nearby pond to wash up. One of the guards looms over him and he begins to scurry away, muttering to himself. The audience goes wild. He lies on his back. In the past, humans worried about beasts and godlike forces, but you don't need to fear starvation when you have grocery stores. Look, I ain't never seen you like this before. He gestures at the skeleton of a knight laying against the wall, a charred outline of a man burned into the stone behind it. SHREK: Love me? Kick it to the curb. There's something I want Fiona looks around for Shrek only to see Donkey sleeping. Now, I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean weed rat stew. Do you know the muffin man? Transcript A ray of light shines down on a leather-bound storybook. I know! He comes to a halt. Shrek: Donkey! DONKEY: Oh, come on, Shrek. You know, I'd better go inside. FIONA: Mmm. All right, hop on and hold on tight. 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